Sometimes a restaurant’s idea of a veggie burger is throwing a vegetable on the grill and calling it a veggie burger day. This doesn’t count. No fair. Not having a patty causes immediate disqualification in the category of having a veggie burger on the menu, which is depressing to veggie burger people everywhere.
Burger places should always have a veggie burger on the menu. Several restaurant owners have explained how difficult it is to create a recipe that works for them. How about hire a veggie burger consultant. Take a vacation filled with deep thought and recipe relaxation. Opening a burger joint without a veggie burger hurts non-carcass eater’s feelings.
The manager handed us a menu while we were standing in line today. Looking through the burger section proved pointless. Suddenly, without warning, there was a veggie “sandwich” listed. Sandwich? What’s up with that? It’s a sandwich served on a burger bun with every single topping you’d find on a burger. This is comparable to an above average veggie burger tease. A burger bun without a patty is as sad as being required to butcher animals in culinary school.
Liberty Burger serves a pretend veggie burger as well. Chopped mushrooms replace all hopes of a patty. While liking the vegetables inside their burger bun, this kind of nonsense must end. Non-carcass people need a quality veggie burger while out with beef eating friends and family members. Making this a mandatory change is the right thing to do.
The world needs to know that the grilled-portabella-mushroom-pretend-veggie-burger at Haystack Burgers is not bad. I was almost happy all over the place. Having a mind consumed with potential veggie sandwich sadness interrupted all possible moments of grilled-portabella-mushroom-pretend-veggie-burger happiness. It was like patty-pouting. Nobody smiles while patty-pouting. To smile defeats the pouting purpose. On the up and up, the people working at Haystack Burgers & Barley are on top of things. The place was super clean and the surrounding customers all seemed pleased.
FIVE: High 5!
FOUR: Please & Thank You
TWO: Double Wow
ONE: Wow + Ouch = Wouch
Haystack Burgers & Barley
100 N Central Expressway
Richardson, TX 75080
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